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Emo Quotation

Posted by bloodie pe Aprilie 10, 2008

Internetul ăsta chiar le ştie pe toate. Uite ce-am găsit! Un test care se presupune că îmi va spune cât de emo sunt. În instrcţiunile lui este specificat puntul 0 ca fiind NON-EMO. Cu cât creşti (>0) eşti din ce în ce mai predispus lamelor, evident pe minus eşti din ce în ce mai jovial.

Consider că e de o absurditate rară testul ăsta, dar mi-am luat inima în dinţi şi l-am făcut. Consider că a fi emo nu ţine de vestimentaţie şi felul părului. Dacă circulă aşa ceva, am încă o dovadă că a fi emo este un trend, un fashion trend chiar. Nu se menţionează nimic despre freza cu placa, lame, roz şi negru, dungi etc. În continuare, cu roşu sunt calculele mele.

Rezultatul meu 5. Cică aş fi puţin emo 🙂 şi asta pentru că port ochelari, pentru că beau cafea, cânt la chitară şi port pulovere :)) Interesant….

Do you cry? +5 points 0+5=5 Crying is a big part of being emo.
Have you ever cried at an emo show? +1 point
Have you ever cried while listening to emo in a non-live setting +2 points
Do you have a significant other? -3 poinst 5-3=2 If you have a significant other, why should you be sad?
Have you had a relationship end painfully within the past 3 months? +2 points You have extra reason to be sad.
Do you write poetry? +3 points
Is it poorly written, or often about girls, death, depression, or ‘generalized teenage angst’? +1 point 3+1=4
Do you drink coffee? +1 point 4+1=5
Is it black? (no sugar, no cream) +1 point
Does it have cream or sugar or both? -1 point 5-1=4
Are you currently in high school? +2 point
Are you living without parents while under the age of 18? +5 points Living on your own is very emo.
Do you play an instrument? No points. Category opener.
Do you play guitar or bass or keyboard? +1 point 4+1=5
Do you play an instrument other than guitar/bass/drums/keyboard/’exotic’ instrument? -1 point
Do you play in the school band? -2 points
Do you play an exotic instrument? +2 points Glockenspiel is exotic, clarinet is not.
Do you wear sweaters? +2 points 5+2=7 Sweaters are an emo-fashion staple.
Are they tight? +1 point
Are they used? +1 point
Are they brightly colored? -2 points Bright colors are not emo.
Are they gray/dark(navy)blue/black/brown? +1 point 7+1=8
Do you wear black, brown or grey hoodies? (hooded sweatshirts) +1 point
Are they ‘fuzzy’ (fleece, for example) -2 points
Do you wear button down shirts? +1 point
Are they too small for you? +1 point
Do you button them all the way? +2 points Impeding breathing for fashion is very emo.
Are they threadbare or ripped? +1 point
Do you wear threadbare or too-small t-shirts? +1
Do they have random slogans on them? +1 point
Are they from old heavy metal bands? (AC/DC, Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath) +2 points Emokids love kitsch, apparently.
Do you wear too small pants? +1 point
Are they ‘heavy’? (thick fabric, as opposed to thin) +1 point
Are they faded or ripped? +1 point
Do you wear things on your feet? No points. Category opener.
Do you wear Chuck’s? +2 points
Do you wear low-top, oldschool Vans? +1 point
Do you wear Docs? -2 points 8-2=6 Those are for skinheads, silly!
Do you wear Nike’s, Reeboks or other athletic shoes? -5 points
Do you have and use a messenger bag? +1 point 6+1=7
Is it authentic? +1 point
Is it black? +1 point
Do you keep a diary/notebook? +2 points You need somewhere to keep your angst.
Is it marblebound? +1 point
Does it have stickers? +1 point
Is it stolen or had its use reassigned? +2 points School notebooks which became diarys count.
Do you wear glasses +1 point 7+1=8
Do you wear them even though you don’t have to? +1 point
Do they have thick, black frames or horn-rims? +2 points
Are you bald? -3 points, unless you have big glasses, then +2 Skinheads aren’t emo!

(There are exceptions, like Dick in High Fidelity as xm pointed out to me)
Do you have hair? No points. Category Opener.
Is it short? +1 point (+2 points for girls)
Is it black? +1 point
Is it artificially colored? (bright red, blue, green, etc) -1 point 8-1=7
Is it greasy or dirty? +1 point
Guys: Do you have long hair? No points.
Do you wear it in a ponytail? -2 points
Is it shaggy and unkempt? +1 point
Do you wear makeup? No points.
Are you female? -2 points 7-2=5
Are you male? -5 points
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4 răspunsuri to “Emo Quotation”

  1. bbb said

    eo am 19..e mult?

  2. bloodie said

    Sincer? Da… :)) Dar e destul de aiurea testul… aşa că nu te declar emo… încă. 😀

  3. emoboy said

    Cheers, My photos of my new emo hairstyle
    on http://tinyurl.com/5bts22

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